Charles Bronson and MANDOM.

Janus Films, Criterion's lord overseer, is putting Nobuhiko Obayashi’s House on the road in the months to come. Haven't seen it but it's some sort of bizarre 70s satire of pop culture that features a man who turns in to a pile of fruit a piano that eats women. Must see. Absolutely.

Don't believe me? Check out Obayashi's commercial for the the decidedly masculine scent ... MANDOM.

Makes me want to rustle some cattle. Or break some stallions. Or punch a bear.


It's almost my birthday, what's the chance someone can get Charles Bronson's reanimated corpse looking good enough to throw some MANDOM on and serve drinks?

Just saying.