My question is this though: why is it that one of every five audience members at every concert I ever go to is twelve feet taller than me? Seriously, whenever I go to shows, it's like the Big and Tall Convention has convened and all of a sudden I'm the dwarf in the crowd. And I don't get it.
I don't get how a man of fairly average height (somewhere around 5'10" in my mind) walks around all day feeling at least a functioning part of the height scale, at times even feeling slightly tall, and then I head off to a concert and suddenly every other fan in attendance is 7 feet tall.
Where in the fuck do these people come from? What draws them from their high-ceilings and basketball hoops directly to the spot in front of me at a concert? Are they in hiding? Am I just a lot shorter than I've always convinced myself and when I'm surrounded by a crowd this is just highlighted? Or is my slouchy, slouchy posture finally pushing me in to the ground?
These questions may never be answered. But just know, they're out there.

- A door handle jostling for five minutes. I shit you not.
- A man mouthing words to a "statue" that was just a woman painted white.
- An exploding water mirror.
- Spinning mesh heads.
- A lot of me dozing off.
Sure sounds like your run of the mill mushroom trip, but I'm telling you this is boredom writ large.
Now this first one is only 55 minutes, and I'm already struggling. What am I going to do with the next two far lengthier entries? I guess we'll find out.
Friday: Blood of a Poet (67)
1 comment:
Tall people rock...hard. Don't let tall drinks o' water walking around get you down...you'll always have a place in our heart.
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